stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back
*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*
*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*
"that’s clearly not any of my business"
*finishes whole series of tv show*
*does extensive background search on the cast and follows them on all social media**Rewatches entire series again
*watches everything favourite cast member has been in, no matter how bad it is*
WHERE DID THIS BLOG GO WRONG
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
even the essays i write sound sarcastic
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh