i hate seeing people my age in public bc its always like a competition of whose more attractive and im always losing
Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive